If I'm ever fabulously wealthy in another life

[conuly]

I'm definitely going to spend my time sending cryptic invitations to dinner parties out to total strangers.

Maybe I won't even attend the dinner parties myself.

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Comments

[sabotabby]

Jokes on them I've been COVIDing the whole time *sob*

[conuly]

Appropriate icon.

[bibliofile]

Can still send out invites. Just need tiny print about not an actual event, also it's a pandemic, etc.

[reynardo]

But is that dinner party on a mysterious island with everyone at the dinner hiding a secret?

[hudebnik]

Wouldn't want to miss that... unless it's the sort of dinner party where almost everybody dies one at a time, in which case I think I'm doing my hair that day.

[conuly]

Last one standing gets all the toys!

[conuly]

But of course! After all, everybody has at least one secret.

[thewayne]

Attend as one of the guests who is also stranger to the host and all the other guests, speculating about who the host is.

[conuly]

I don't have the best poker face, is the thing.

[thewayne]

Tell them you're a nitrous oxide addict.

[conuly]

Maybe I should just insist everybody wears a mask. Facemask, costume mask, whatever.

[thewayne]

Eyes Wide Shut dinner?