Why do people have pet cats?
I don't mean "why do people keep pet cats now", that's self-evident, cats are wonderful little foot warmers. And I don't mean "how were cats domesticated" because I already know all about that and I think self-domesticating felines are awesome.
I mean "what caused the transition between useful critter and pet?"
Was it a bet?
"Hey, you know those furry things that hang around granaries?"
"Mice and rats?"
"No, the ones that EAT mice and rats."
"What about them?"
"Bet you a pound of copper you can't grab one, rub your hands all over it, and come out again without getting bit!"
"... You're on. But if I win, you have to eat this solid milk stuff that grew in that cow stomach I was using for a bag, and I bet YOU can't do it without vomiting."
"Ugh. Fine, but when I do, you're going to have to drink this rotten grape juice."
The next day...
"So? What happened?
"You won't believe this, but when I picked it up it started VIBRATING! Is that weird or what?"
"But it didn't bite you? Damn."
I mean, seriously, hadn't the ancients ever heard not to harass wild animals?
I mean "what caused the transition between useful critter and pet?"
Was it a bet?
"Hey, you know those furry things that hang around granaries?"
"Mice and rats?"
"No, the ones that EAT mice and rats."
"What about them?"
"Bet you a pound of copper you can't grab one, rub your hands all over it, and come out again without getting bit!"
"... You're on. But if I win, you have to eat this solid milk stuff that grew in that cow stomach I was using for a bag, and I bet YOU can't do it without vomiting."
"Ugh. Fine, but when I do, you're going to have to drink this rotten grape juice."
The next day...
"So? What happened?
"You won't believe this, but when I picked it up it started VIBRATING! Is that weird or what?"
"But it didn't bite you? Damn."
I mean, seriously, hadn't the ancients ever heard not to harass wild animals?
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It's not that we domesticated them, nor did they domesticate themselves. They domesticated us.
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"Hey, you know those creatures that hang around the mouseary?"
"You mean the mice?"
"No, the funny looking ones that like to lure mice for us!"
"What about them?"
"I dare you to go up to one and twist around its legs!"
"What if it trips?"
"What if it does? It'll be funny!"
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