Question.

[conuly]

Is "the hokey pokey" a code-word for "sex"? I mean, they teach you a song and dance where you're going in, out, in, out, in, out for fifteen minutes, and then you spin around and get told "that's what it's all about", and... well... I either have a very filthy mind or a very discerning one.

Comments

[dandelion.livejournal.com]

Hokey cokey, isn't it? But yeah, it is. Except they're all like that. Name me one nursery rhyme/childhood song that doesn't have a hidden innuendo to someone...

Sticking my nose where it does not belong.

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

In Iceland it is Hókí pókí.

[conuly]

Not in the US.

And there's... um... Mary had a little lamb!

[dandelion.livejournal.com]

Beastiality?

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
She shoved a cable up its arse
And now its fleece is nylon

*Smiles sweetly*

[conuly]

Humpty dumpty.

[rachelkachel]

Why the various body parts, then? Particularly the head... (ok, it could work, but I don't think so.) I vote for filthy mind.

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Head!? The version of the Hokey Cokey I know is just left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, whole self.

[conuly]

No, you put your head in right before your whole self.

[conuly]

Because they'd get in deep shit if they told kids what REALLY goes where. Besides, the head's the most... ah... normal one of them.

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

It does sound an awful lot like "hanky panky," which definitely is.

[conuly]

You see?

[dandelion.livejournal.com]

Hokey cokey, isn't it? But yeah, it is. Except they're all like that. Name me one nursery rhyme/childhood song that doesn't have a hidden innuendo to someone...

Sticking my nose where it does not belong.

[velvetchamber.livejournal.com]

In Iceland it is Hókí pókí.

[conuly]

Not in the US.

And there's... um... Mary had a little lamb!

[dandelion.livejournal.com]

Beastiality?

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
She shoved a cable up its arse
And now its fleece is nylon

*Smiles sweetly*

[conuly]

Humpty dumpty.

[rachelkachel]

Why the various body parts, then? Particularly the head... (ok, it could work, but I don't think so.) I vote for filthy mind.

[eofs.livejournal.com]

Head!? The version of the Hokey Cokey I know is just left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, whole self.

[conuly]

No, you put your head in right before your whole self.

[conuly]

Because they'd get in deep shit if they told kids what REALLY goes where. Besides, the head's the most... ah... normal one of them.

[squittycat.livejournal.com]

It does sound an awful lot like "hanky panky," which definitely is.

[conuly]

You see?