I'd set up a prize for guessing the paraphrase, but I'm too disturbed...

[conuly]

This will teach me not to eat anything I can't positively identify

Comments

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

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I don't know what to say to that @_@

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

The best part... "Anyone who still has frozen meat from the farm is asked to contact the Missing Women Task Force."

[auryanne.livejournal.com]

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I don't know what to say to that @_@

[xiggaroo.livejournal.com]

The best part... "Anyone who still has frozen meat from the farm is asked to contact the Missing Women Task Force."