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Funniest... article.... EVAH!
I had sent somebody over to Bad Baby Names (with the comment that being named Jon Something Lastname Version 2 isn't as bad as all that) and was browsing the site boredly when I saw that, amazingly, she's got MORE stuff. That doesn't related to baby names (or, at least not directly...)
It's all about the condoms.
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its hard to have sex for my first time but i want to can i have some pointers
Use commas.
I love this woman already.
Condoms are like a miracle product. They prevent pregnancy. They prevent disease. They prevent "wet spots." They prevent infections. You can use them to hold your quarters when you go to the laundromat (though you might get funny looks.) Condoms are great. No other birth control/sex aid does any two of those, never mind all. Especially the carrying quarters part.
And, if you get them from the health office at school for free, you can make lots of lovely obscene balloons and throw them off the bridge! Not, um, that I ever did that.... *subject change* Dare you to try the condom-as-change-purse idea!
Yeah, I know, buying condoms is embarrassing. I've been at it for years and I still feel like people are staring at me sometimes. These are normal things, right? I should feel proud that I'm buying condoms, because I'm a responsible person. And I'm getting laid.
The humor hides a good point. Adults buy condoms. Except for nuns. They don't buy condoms. But most adults do. *drilldrilldrill* And do you know WHY, boys and girls? Because praying and hoping are NOT acceptable forms of birth control. Neither is wishful thinking.
Quotes from other articles
Question:Ok, I masterbate in a really weird way. I open the lips and stick myself under the faucet in my bathtu, so it hits my cliterus. That's really the only way I get pleasure. Because when I use a dildo, it doesn't really feel good. Why is this? Am i abnormal? It seems the more and more i masterbated with really small dildos, the farthur i could shove it in, and i don't know if it would still hurt if i had sex with a real penis. HELP! im confused...?
That just pisses me off. There is NO excuse for ANYbody to be that misinformed about their own body. So, let's say this as simply as possible:
The clitoris is what would be your penis if you were a guy. That said, it's completely normal and reasonable for you to LIKE TOUCHING IT. There is nothing abnormal about enjoying it more than intercourse. And can we please strike the word abnormal from our vocabularies? It's so snide, condescending, and insulting. It implies inferiority. It is, in short, an inadequate word to describe the nonharmful functioning of your body.
There's more, but I have to go beddybye. Djusk' a!
It's all about the condoms.
Some quotes:
its hard to have sex for my first time but i want to can i have some pointers
Use commas.
I love this woman already.
Condoms are like a miracle product. They prevent pregnancy. They prevent disease. They prevent "wet spots." They prevent infections. You can use them to hold your quarters when you go to the laundromat (though you might get funny looks.) Condoms are great. No other birth control/sex aid does any two of those, never mind all. Especially the carrying quarters part.
And, if you get them from the health office at school for free, you can make lots of lovely obscene balloons and throw them off the bridge! Not, um, that I ever did that.... *subject change* Dare you to try the condom-as-change-purse idea!
Yeah, I know, buying condoms is embarrassing. I've been at it for years and I still feel like people are staring at me sometimes. These are normal things, right? I should feel proud that I'm buying condoms, because I'm a responsible person. And I'm getting laid.
The humor hides a good point. Adults buy condoms. Except for nuns. They don't buy condoms. But most adults do. *drilldrilldrill* And do you know WHY, boys and girls? Because praying and hoping are NOT acceptable forms of birth control. Neither is wishful thinking.
Quotes from other articles
Question:Ok, I masterbate in a really weird way. I open the lips and stick myself under the faucet in my bathtu, so it hits my cliterus. That's really the only way I get pleasure. Because when I use a dildo, it doesn't really feel good. Why is this? Am i abnormal? It seems the more and more i masterbated with really small dildos, the farthur i could shove it in, and i don't know if it would still hurt if i had sex with a real penis. HELP! im confused...?
That just pisses me off. There is NO excuse for ANYbody to be that misinformed about their own body. So, let's say this as simply as possible:
The clitoris is what would be your penis if you were a guy. That said, it's completely normal and reasonable for you to LIKE TOUCHING IT. There is nothing abnormal about enjoying it more than intercourse. And can we please strike the word abnormal from our vocabularies? It's so snide, condescending, and insulting. It implies inferiority. It is, in short, an inadequate word to describe the nonharmful functioning of your body.
There's more, but I have to go beddybye. Djusk' a!
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