Nah, my mom crochets all the time. Ana knows they're "hooks". And we go on the bus every day, remember? The kid's a maniac for collecting old Metrocards. "YOOK! I GOT METROCARD!!!!! CAN I USE IT???? PEEEEEEEZ?????"

And she doesn't yet know the difference between sunglass and glasses. I mean, she does, but last time she had sunglasses we just called them "glasses". I think we were sick of her stealing ours. Kinda need them to see, y'know :) (Honestly, it's enough to make me wish she'd be nearsighted. She'd be delighted.)

So those are pretty safe from non-confusion.

Lock, now, that's a good one. Lipstick... if I could get pretend lipstick, that'd rock. Ana'd be able to pretend to put some on her, without us having to oblige her all the time with chapstick and lip gloss.

Thankies!