1. *shrugs* Around. Sometimes I leave out food at the door, and then collect the strays which show up. Occasionally I've found a smart witty friend at the smart witty friend store. I tell you, it's a riot in there around Christmastime!

2. Well, not everybody can be a genius. Some of us have to get into fancy schools via the old fashioned methods of bribery and getting daddy to do it. Life's sure tough for the not-so-bright!

3. And doubleplusgoodpeace where he says peace?