If a squirrel got in our house, I think our cats would hide.

My favorite example of something, named after a surname, which confuses people is Child Ballads. They have nothing to do with children! They were collected by a man named Child.

Admiration for your reddit post. Agreement that sexuality is defined by who you're attracted to, not who you're actually having sex with. If it were the latter, then incels would be asexual; if only they were.