There's a French version of Maid on the Shore where she escapes by telling her unwanted suitor/would-be kidnapper sth like, "Welp. This is a shame. My dad won't like it. He's the town hangman btw, did I mention that?"
"Um, I think you should leave. Right now. Have a nice day!"
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"Um, I think you should leave. Right now. Have a nice day!"