I didn't realize it was Purim until Merriam-Webster's word of the day was megillah

[conuly]

Which I'm now realizing I can't spell. I should've kept that page open. I'd correct the spelling, but I'm in too deep now!

So here, take a fic. It remains astonishing to me that Lower Decks is the Trekkiest of the modern Treks, but there it is.