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1. Okay, Mon-El was right, better to go no-contact with his parents. Pity he couldn't make it stick, but this is the sort of thing you need to work on. It takes skill. It takes practice. It takes skill AND practice.
2. Geez, he didn't wait long before caving in to Mommie Dearest. I'm going to generously chalk this up to his experience growing up with the bitch.
3. It's a four year trip home? Where the hell were they when they received his message, then? If Daxam is so important, shouldn't they have been there, ruling the survivors and making new babies?
4. Gotta say, a 1,000 year dynasty is impressive. How did they manage that while oppressing the populace?
5. Seriously, though, no more stupid relationship drama. NONE OF IT, I AM SO DONE WITH IT.
6. Does Mon-El, like, not sleep? Because it seems to me that he has three full-time jobs, and then he's playing devoted boyfriend on the side. (Bartending, gig work at the DEO, catching up on every single pop culture reference he doesn't get. That last one seems to be like a job and a half for him!)
7. President is still an alien. Yawn. Wait, does that mean she's not a native-born citizen? GASP! I want to see her birth certificate, stat.
8. Welp, at least we won't have to see Kevin Sorbo again. And if Daddy Daxam didn't see this one coming, that's his own damn fault.
2. Geez, he didn't wait long before caving in to Mommie Dearest. I'm going to generously chalk this up to his experience growing up with the bitch.
3. It's a four year trip home? Where the hell were they when they received his message, then? If Daxam is so important, shouldn't they have been there, ruling the survivors and making new babies?
4. Gotta say, a 1,000 year dynasty is impressive. How did they manage that while oppressing the populace?
5. Seriously, though, no more stupid relationship drama. NONE OF IT, I AM SO DONE WITH IT.
6. Does Mon-El, like, not sleep? Because it seems to me that he has three full-time jobs, and then he's playing devoted boyfriend on the side. (Bartending, gig work at the DEO, catching up on every single pop culture reference he doesn't get. That last one seems to be like a job and a half for him!)
7. President is still an alien. Yawn. Wait, does that mean she's not a native-born citizen? GASP! I want to see her birth certificate, stat.
8. Welp, at least we won't have to see Kevin Sorbo again. And if Daddy Daxam didn't see this one coming, that's his own damn fault.