ext_5915 ([identity profile] ksol1460.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] conuly 2013-12-13 08:44 am (UTC)

"An Organic Greenhouse Run by Farmers With Autism"?

*classroom film sound kicks in* These young men are using autism to run their greenhouse! That's right! Scientists have recently discovered that autism can be used to power a car! You can get three times the mileage from a pound of autism than you can from a cornstalk! Autism is as essential to modern farming practice as the John Deere tractor.

Gabe immediately says "Yep, all you need is sunlight, water and a little good ol'autism. Mix it into your soil just like wormcast and horse manure."

(We actually think this is a fantastic thing, it's just the "with autism" phrasing that... gnfgffnnggnf.)


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