In other news, an Eva-cdote!

We were heading towards the boat to meet their dad. Had I known there'd be terrible train trouble, I wouldn't've bothered to leave for another few hours, let me tell you.

At any rate, as we crossed the street I said "Come on, hurry up duckies!"

Eva: I'm not a baby duck!
Me: That'd be duckling. I said duckies.
Eva: I'm not any sort of duck!
Me: *gushy voice* Yes you are, you're my sweet little puddle duck!
Eva: I am not. I am a woman. *swaggerswagger*
Me: Well, you're a little girl.
Eva: I am a woman and I drive and everything!