Please... enlighten me

[conuly]

What part of "Oh, could you guys clean up this small-ish spot on the floor that you totally left there when running an illicit experiment with my turmeric" translates to "By all means, coat the floor with a gray layer of Ajax and dirty water and then track it up and down the house"?

Also, how long can the human body sustain a scream before injuring the vocal cords?

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[conuly]

*ponders*

(I need editing again!)

BTW, do you need turmeric? Because it's pretty darn cheap here. I've even seen raw turmeric root in stores, though I don't use enough of it to merit purchasing! They only aren't supposed to play with THAT spice because it stains and anyway, we have a consistent rule of no playing with spices. But our local grocery store sells spices in bulk cheap.